[Obvious] Michael Chertoff says there’s low risk for a nuclear attack. Translation: time to stock up on plastic sheeting and duct tape

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MSNBC

[Video] Shuttle countdown discussion thread. Launch scheduled for 5:02pm ET; link goes to NASA-TV

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NASA

[Amusing] “Spandex causes people to lose sense of humor”

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(Daily Camera)

[Obvious] Man goes nuts after unnecessary testicle removal surgery, sues to get operating doctor sacked. Doctor says patient is a bit testy. Penis

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(Some Guy)

[Cool] You can stop exaggeration your fish stories now — British man already hailed “World’s Greatest Fisherman.” And before you ask, yes, he has caught a great white

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Scotsman

[Caption] Caption Kevin Garnett of the Celtics

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Fox Sports

Has del Toro found his Hobbit?

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Good news everyone! It seems that the leading contestant to bag (get it? Bag!) the role of Bilbo in the upcoming movies to be directed by Guillermo del Toro is none other than James McAvoy:

“A number of names have privately been doing the rounds, including Daniel Radcliffe and Jack Black but James is the one the film’s bosses really want,” the source tells the paper. “They’re expected to have talks with him soon so hopefully it could be confirmed in the not too distant future.”

JACK BLACK??!! For all that is pure and sacred in this world, please NO! James will do an splendid job thankyouverymuch.

And if you read the Q&A chat session that I posted last thursday, you already know that Sir Ian McKellen is returning as Gandalf (Yaaaay!). Not only that, but from what was hinted of the responses given by Guillermo and Peter Jackson, on the second movie they're planning to link the story of 'The Hobbit' with the events that unfold on the LOTR trilogy; in other words they will try to cover a 60 year timespan in which we may see some of the characters that later appear on the trilogy films directed by Jackson—Strider living at Rivendell perhaps? Saruman?—and all the original actors that portrayed those characters will be asked to join in this new project.

So, all in all, I say those movies are starting with the right foot, hairy and all :-)


[Amusing] Kangsadarn Wongdusadeekul is crowned Thailand’s most beautiful transvestite. Next goal: win the World’s Silliest Name contest

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News.com.au

[Photoshop] Photoshop this beautiful woman

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(Some Guy)

[Followup] Spelling bee kid wonders if judge has numb nuts

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YouTube

[Scary] H :^) .. H :^| …. H :( H| *splat*

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SignOnSanDiego

[Unlikely] Court bans Scottish man from hitting on women while drunk. What else is there to do in Scotland?

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BBC

[Followup] ♪ Cape Town riots kill eight more, doo-da, doo-da; also injuries galore, oh-dee-doo-da-day ♫

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News.com.au

[Florida] Group plans to raise “world’s largest” Confederate flag at junction of Central Florida’s busiest interstate junction. Who could possibly object?

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TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim

[Hero] San Mateo firefighters rescue a calico from a 32-foot-tall tree, ensuring that she gets to celebrate a happy Caturday

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