[Photoshop] Photoshop this Shell-stocked serviceman

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Flickr

[Dumbass] Not news: man picks up prostitute. News: prostitute is actually an undercover police officer. Fark: man gets arrested after offering her two pennies for sex

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The Ledger

[Asinine] Actual Headline: “Difference between men and women? About 100,000 years of evolution”

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Canada.com

[Scary] Never fear, New Orleans. Blackwater stands ready to defend your city from yourselves

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Crooks & Liars

[Amusing] UK schools spend £3,000 on text-speak posters in schools. Like “f NEfin maks u feel (:+( or uncomfortable on9 tel a responsible XXX str8 awy. Don’t B fraid Ull gt N2 strife”

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Daily Mail

[Fail] By some miracle your drunken butt manages to survive 27,500 volts from arcing overhead wires when you try to break into a parked train. Do you: c), sue Amtrak for not hiring a nanny patrol to save you from yourself? Tag is for Darwin missing

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NYPost

[Asinine] Zimbabwe has the perfect idea to solve their health care crisis: urge people not to get sick in the first place

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SeattlePI

[Scary] Those of you who remember leaded gasoline may not have those memories much longer

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Independent

[Interesting] Eight animals with real superpowers. Conspicuously absent: That very special cat that knows when you’re going to die (slightly not safe for work language)

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Cracked

[Fail] When stealing bags of rice make sure there isn’t a hole in any of them. That might leave a trail or something

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Metro

Modesto man tries to amputate own arm (AP)

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AP - Police say a man tried to cut off his own arm at a restaurant in Modesto, Calif., because he thought he had injected air into a vein while shooting cocaine and feared he would die unless he took drastic action.

[Florida] Truck burglar caught in the act by its owners, hides in portable toilet with obvious results

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Tampa Bay Online

[Interesting] NASA studies space shuttles’ ability to generate spectacular explosions beyond planned 2010 retirement date

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Orlando Sentinel

[Strange] If you lost a 60-mile canal network in Lincolnshire 500 years ago, good news

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BBC

[Interesting] Sucky economy has an upside: Americans are producing less trash. Well, maybe not in Hollywood, which is still out of ideas, but everywhere else

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ABC

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