Woman Arrested After Hitting Self With Frying Pan. Wait, what? (w/mugshot) [Florida]

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WFTV

Ga. restaurant marks 2009 with chicken nugget drop (AP)

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AP - For millions, New Years is marked by the descent of the giant crystal ball in Times Square. For others, it's a giant acorn or peach. But perhaps the most savory countdown is in McDonough, Georgia, where thousands gathered Wednesday to watch a giant chicken nugget drop into a vat of dipping sauce.

Not news: Man arrested. News: for breaking into home. Fark: his own home. “He broke into the garage and house, grabbed the booty, and took off in the car” [Weird]

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Google

Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ’squeeze’ (AP)

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AP - The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

Minn. man accused of breaking into his own home (AP)

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AP - A 19-year-old Hutchinson man was arrested after allegedly breaking into his own home and stealing a car, jewelry, some money, and other items. Police said he allegedly lured his other family members away Friday afternoon by making a dinner reservation for them in Chanhassen. Then, while they were away, he broke into the garage and house, grabbed the booty, and took off in the car.

Man tries to fool cops by calling 911 during stop (AP)

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AP - Authorities said a Sarasota man about to be pulled over by police tried to lure officers away by making a fake 911 call. Officers said they were following a 28-year-old man's car Monday to make a traffic stop when they got a 911 call for an armed robbery happening several blocks away.

Some women threaten no sex if men shoot fireworks (AP)

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AP - Some women in Naples said they won't make love if their men shoot off dangerous fireworks on New Year's Eve. "Se Spari, Niente Sesso" (If you shoot, no sex), as the reported group calls itself, claims to have signed up hundreds of women in the Naples area to combat celebrations that injure or maim hundreds each year.

A complete brewery inside of a 2-foot by 8-foot kitchen counter? It’s more awesome than you think [Cool]

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C|Net

One fire in Bangkok leaves the nightclub crumbled / It left the New Year’s corpses extra crispy / I can hear the devil sliding up to me [Sad]

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Reuters

Mystery visitors leave gifts on disabled vet’s doorstep on each of the 12 days leading up to Christmas. Submitter seems to have something in his eye [Sappy]

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Canada.com

New Year’s resolution to give up alcohol can be bad for your health [Interesting]

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The Earth Times

Photoshop theme: worst movie/TV show remake idea you can imagine. Difficulty - good luck topping some of the stuff already out [Photoshop]

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Wikipedia

Asked why he ran a stop sign, a drunk Charles Barkley told cops that he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who, a week earlier, gave him the greatest blow job of his life [Followup]

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The Smoking Gun

If you want to keep your job as NASA adminstrator do you (a) claim that the shuttle will blow up if you lose your job (b) call the people on the transition team “liars” (c) have your wife beg for your job (d) All of the above [Dumbass]

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(Some Guy)

Man who aided bicycle theft plan has bike stolen (AP)

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AP - A former Fort Lauderdale city commissioner who helped create a program to combat bicycle theft had his own bike stolen while trying to help people involved in a vehicle crash.

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