Minn. man accused of breaking into his own home (AP)

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AP - A 19-year-old Hutchinson man was arrested after allegedly breaking into his own home and stealing a car, jewelry, some money, and other items. Police said he allegedly lured his other family members away Friday afternoon by making a dinner reservation for them in Chanhassen. Then, while they were away, he broke into the garage and house, grabbed the booty, and took off in the car.

Man tries to fool cops by calling 911 during stop (AP)

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AP - Authorities said a Sarasota man about to be pulled over by police tried to lure officers away by making a fake 911 call. Officers said they were following a 28-year-old man's car Monday to make a traffic stop when they got a 911 call for an armed robbery happening several blocks away.

Police say alleged drug dealer accepted gift cards (AP)

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AP - You can call it a case of creative drug-dealing. Athens police have a 38-year-old man in custody for allegedly accepting gift cards for payment for crack cocaine and prescription drugs. Police Captain Marty Bruce, a spokesman, said the man was arrested Monday night. He was charged with possession of a controlled substance.

Some women threaten no sex if men shoot fireworks (AP)

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AP - Some women in Naples said they won't make love if their men shoot off dangerous fireworks on New Year's Eve. "Se Spari, Niente Sesso" (If you shoot, no sex), as the reported group calls itself, claims to have signed up hundreds of women in the Naples area to combat celebrations that injure or maim hundreds each year.

Desperate for a job? Do you A) Use a recruiter, B) Brush up the old resume, or C) Put up a $1200, three-day billboard ad advertising yourself as a “savvy chic stylopolitan fashion guru” (w/ pic) [Dumbass]

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Dallas News

Car bomb rocks Bilbao in Spain. Gandalf and Gimli reportedly escaped uninjured [Scary]

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Financial Times

Hiro Nakamura and Ando Masahashi wanted in violent home invasion. Police claim suspects seem to have simply disappeared [Amusing]

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CTV

Doctor tells woman her liver looks like a “dried up old meatloaf,” gives her about 10 minutes to live until another woman’s liver replaces the meatloaf. Man, I’m hungry [Sappy]

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Bar owner says state’s new smoking ban doesn’t apply to cigarettes because they don’t meet the state’s tax-code definition of “tobacco product.” [Unlikely]

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Salt Lake Tribune

Charges dropped against a man who poached a deer… with a crossbow… on an urban interstate highway… during morning rush hour [Strange]

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TwinCities.com

“First baby of the year” now overshadowed by “Holy crap induce labor before the new year so we don’t have to pay our insurance deductible” babies [Interesting]

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Dallas News

Baby born during trans-Atlantic flight to Boston (AP)

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AP - There were 124 passengers on Northwest Airlines Flight 59 when it left the Netherlands. There were 125 when it landed in Boston. Phil Orlandella, a spokesman for Logan International Airport, says a woman went into labor and gave birth to an apparently healthy baby girl over the Atlantic Ocean on Wednesday during the eight-hour flight from Amsterdam.

Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ’squeeze’ (AP)

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AP - The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

Fark’s 2008 Headline of the Year contest: Business (details in thread) [Survey]

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Fark

Sinkhole swallows Philadelphia Water Department truck (with pic goodness) [Interesting]

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Philly.com

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