Woman is in a hurry to take her dogs for a walk and is frustrated at motorists parking on her stretch of shared driveway, so she does the only logical thing and boxes in an ambulance on an emergency call, resulting in the death of her neighbor [Dumbass]

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Daily Mail

Male student in Ottawa, Canada gets high-fives from all his friends for sexing up the teacher, while the teacher gets a hastily cancelled Facebook account and criminal charges. This is not what she was promised in the Van Halen video [Obvious]

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Canada.com

Police: Man skips out of paying for prosthetic leg (AP)

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AP - A man who police say skipped out of paying for a prosthetic leg has been arrested. Police said the man was arrested March 9 at an Omaha, Neb., apartment and charged with conspiracy to sell methamphetamine. Pottawattamie County, Iowa, Sheriff Jeff Danker said the man was brought to his jail on suspicion of being in the country illegally. That's when authorities discovered he was wanted on a warrant for the theft of the leg.

Maine Dept of Human Services sets up a counseling service for “problem gamblers” in response to a new casino. In the two years it’s been active, and $250,000 later, not a one person has been treated. What are the odds? [Amusing]

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Bangor Daily News

Reigning Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza, on her tour of Guantanamo Bay: “It was a loooot of fun I didn’t want to leave, it was such a relaxing place” [Dumbass]

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Fox News

Iowa zoo sets up special phone lines to handle pranksters calling zoo on April 1 asking for “Mr. Albert Ross,” “Mr. C. Lyon,” “Ms. Anna Conda,” and “Mr. Don Key.” [Asinine]

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AP

If you’re about to be evicted from your home after having spent years harassing your neighbours, you might as well go out with a bang [Weird]

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Daily Mail

Convenience store robber celebrates “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” a month early [Dumbass]

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Komo

Farker PattonX’s wife is running a triathlon to kick the crap out of cancer. Calling upon the power of Fark to help her reach her goal [Cool]

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(Some Guy)

The Jobless gather for the ‘Unemployment Olympics’. Gotta do something to kill time, right? [Amusing]

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AP

Mannequin prompts bomb scare in Boston. This is not a repeat of the 1987 movie release [Weird]

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CBS4Boston.com

Letting homeless alcoholics drink to their hearts content can save taxpayers a bundle [Spiffy]

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Reuters

Student of Arab heritage wants the University of California to expand the ethnicity choices on applications because she’s not white, but more of a light tan or creamy taupe [Stupid]

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LA Times

Drunk woman chambers round, holds gun to head, pulls trigger. “Shooting believed to be accidental” [Unlikely]

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(Some Guy)

MIT students celebrate April Fool’s Day prank; Harvard students call the cops [Amusing]

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(Zug.com)

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