It’s official: add ‘Appoint Supreme Court Judge’ to Obama’s tasks [Followup]

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Huffington Post

Photoshop this self-proclaimed chef [Photoshop]

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Flickr

If you’re going to take a bet to walk down the street naked be sure your winnings cover the fine you’ll pay when caught [PSA]

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The Morning Call

Howard Franklin Bridge shut down during rush hour due to suspicious package. Fark: Device planted by Department of Transportation [Florida]

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Tampa Bay Online

Officials announce that negative test results confirm there is no swine flu in Africa. Just AIDS. Lots and lots of AIDS [Obvious]

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BBC

Third grader expelled from school for possessing list of students, teachers he wanted to kill. “We never believed for a second that people were truly in danger. But this sort of thing in this day and age, you just can’t do that.” [Asinine]

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(Middletown Journal)

Fla. lawyer disbarred for sex with client (AP)

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AP - A lawyer who let a female client work off her fee through sex has been disbarred by the Florida Supreme Court. The justices Thursday cited the man's guilty plea to solicitation to prostitution as one of several instances of professional misconduct.

Alabama man sleeps with gun and shoots himself (AP)

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AP - A 24-year-old man likely will rethink his habit of sleeping with a gun after police said his 40-caliber pistol discharged and hit him in the shoulder on Wednesday. A police detective said the wound was not life threatening.

Bird loses meal to power line, causing outage (AP)

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AP - Utility workers suspect an osprey made a mess of its breakfast by dropping a fish on a power line, turning out the lights for folks trying to find their own way to start the day. Salem Electric workers called to an outage on the west side of the state capital Wednesday found a burned 14-inch fish beneath the line.

Police: Burglar took jellybeans, but nothing else (AP)

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AP - Police in northwestern Pennsylvania say a burglar took some jellybeans from a home — but nothing else. Police said Thursday that they are stumped by the burglary in North East Township. Sgt. Mark Zaleski said it remains unclear whether the suspect wanted only jellybeans. Or maybe that's all the thief had time to grab.

Man asks to join brother in jail and gets his wish (AP)

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AP - Police said a man wanted to go to jail with his arrested brother, so he shoved an officer and got his wish. David Jacob Ginnis, 35, pleaded guilty Wednesday to assault on a police officer and was sentenced to 30 days in jail, with the full sentence suspended.

Diners report seeing Virgin Mary in food griddle (AP)

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AP - The hottest thing on the griddle at the Las Palmas restaurant these days isn't the food — it's the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe that a cook says she saw on the griddle.

WHO changes name of ’swine flu’ so you won’t get fooled again and to make sure the kids are alright [Dumbass]

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Reuters

The more often Americans go to church, the more likely they are to support torture, with white evangelical Protestants most likely to condone it. Jesus facepalms, glares disapprovingly through the little hole [Sad]

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CNN

Oakland’s Cinco De Mayo celebration canceled because of financial reasons, not because it would be a large group of Mexicans coming together and possibly spreading Swine Flu. Seriously, it was the finances [Unlikely]

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Mercury News

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