For the last time, people - if you’re going to rob the Wendy’s drive-thru, make sure your mom isn’t working that night [Dumbass]

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Dumbass [link] [38 comments]

Palo Alto parents stand by railroad tracks all day to prevent suicidal teens from jumping in front of trains. Because that’s waaaaay less boring than actually listening to suicidal teens [Asinine]

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Asinine [link] [59 comments]

Photoshop this soaring sculpture [Photoshop]

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Photoshop [link] [33 comments]

German tourist tells Disney World security that he had bombs in his backpack. Ha ha, just kidding [Dumbass]

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Dumbass [link] [27 comments]

Your mother is in a car accident, so you pull over and C) Kick the reponding State Trooper in the groin [Dumbass]

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Dumbass [link] [66 comments]

Someone stole Simon? ALLLLLLLL-VINNNNN [Silly]

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Silly [link] [41 comments]

Instead of providing light during a power outage, lamp oil in a sauce pan will only provide you with pain [Dumbass]

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Dumbass [link] [10 comments]

Rome taxis seek to wipe out tourist scams (Reuters)

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Reuters - Rome's largest taxi cooperative is trying to improve the bad name of the city's cabbies, notorious among tourists to one of the world's best loved cities.

Goncourt winner Littell wins Bad Sex Award (Reuters)

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Reuters - Jonathan Littell, who won France's prestigious Prix Goncourt in 2006 for "The Kindly Ones," has picked up another prize for the same work -- the Literary Review Bad Sex in Fiction Award.

Ready-for-Fark headline: “Drive-by gooseing in North Mankato park” [Dumbass]

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Dumbass [link] [50 comments]

Man tells cops he’s wearing nylons and making sexual gestures to passing vehicles because the meth messed with his hormones [Strange]

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Strange [link] [4 comments]

Man ‘walking like Frankenstein’ says ‘hemmer, hammer hammer’ while smashing TVs inside Target [Strange]

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Strange [link] [17 comments]

Welcome to the best month for recycling. No, not white elephant gifts, but crap that passes for news. Also, Fark’s favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/22 - 11/28 [FarkBlog]

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IPCC’s new plan for saving us all from Global Warming floods: Build a huge Stone Wall. Yep thats the plan, plenty of stonewalling [Asinine]

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FAA grounds 130 Boeing 777s over risk of icing up and causing midair engine shut-downs. Just kidding. They rejected NTSB and ALPA warnings, allowing them to stay in the air until 2011. Have a nice flight [Scary]

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